Introducing: Dunk Tank Tuesday!

09/01/2015  By  Joseph Wade     No comments

Welcome to Front Row Central’s first ever Dunk Tank Tuesday!

There’s nothing we here at FRC love more than a ridiculous movie challenge. Forcing each other to watch terrible movies is our deranged idea of fun, and we want you to get in on the action!

Once a month, a new FRC writer will climb into the dunk tank, and offer up a handful of (probably) terrible movies. They might all share a theme, or they could just be a bunch of random choices. Then we put the decision to you. Head over to our Facebook, tweet at us, or even leave a comment down below and cast your vote for the movie you want to force us to watch. Voting begins Monday (or in this case Tuesday), and whichever movie has the most votes by Friday will be the winner. Our poor volunteer will watch that film on purpose and post their write-up the following Tuesday. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why it’s called Dunk Tank Tuesday.

To kick things off for us… Well, here I go. Here are three pieces of new 2015 hotness that I am ready and willing to subject myself to for your sick pleasure:

Superfast! - You’ve seen the billion-dollar Fast and the Furious series, now watch the jokesters behind such critically acclaimed hits as The Starving Games and Disaster Movie piss away a couple million dollars trying in vain to make fun of it! Based on the above photo, expect a lot of dancing, because dancing is hilarious.

SMOSH: The Movie – YouTube’s favorite sons have somehow made their own feature-length movie, and guess what? It’s about two guys — who I guess call themselves Smosh — zapping themselves into YouTube on a quest to delete a shitty video. I bet they think they’ve made the next UHF, but they probably made the next Stay Tuned instead. (Does anyone else remember Stay Tuned?)

Avengers GrimmD-grade crap factory The Asylum returns with another blockbuster lookalike to take up space in your local Redbox. Avengers Grimm appears to be exactly what it sounds like: A mashup wherein characters from the pages of Grimms’ Fairy Tales team up Avengers-style to fight a bunch of monsters. Everyone else is doing it, so why not, right?

Those are your choices, folks! Get to voting and I’ll see you in a week!

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Joseph Wade is secretly three bulldogs in a trenchcoat. Their favorite movie is Turner & Hooch.

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