This movie would make Tolkien crap his pants.
Zhang Yimou got the shaft on this one.
A comedy about who we think we should be.
For better or worse, a typical MCU film.
Eva Green turns into a bird a couple times.
Well, it's better than at least one Hobbit movie.
Or: Corporate Brand Extension #3259
Well, it's definitely a Vin Diesel movie.
Like flushing $150 million right down the toilet.
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